Psylocke's Shadow (crimson_soul) wrote,
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March I donated bone marrow to crimson_soul in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In January I caught a purse-snatcher who stole ajdelmorte's purse (30 points). Last month I turned evilprodigy in for running naked in the mall (3 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for lindyhop18 (-10 points). In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points).

Overall, I've been nice (247 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
Crimson_Soul

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, cozyhrtpenguin (-5000 points). In July I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In June I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Wednesday I pushed ajnoelle in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I turned gnatdbug in for spitting (3 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-4295 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
crimson_soul

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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely sedulous devotee this year.

In November, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In December, I rescued [info]private_lies from being sacrificed (-200 points). In February, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In August, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In October, I exposed [info]meiran to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In September, I sacrificed [info]lirillith to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (810 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.


Your humble and obedient servant,
crimson_soul


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Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.

In September, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In June, I rescued [info]knowscandy from being sacrificed (-200 points). In January, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In July, I fed [info]jsmoonrider to a Shoggoth (250 points). In October, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]evilprodigy (65 points). In December, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).

In short, I have been very bad (-695 points) and deserve to be flayed alive.


Your humble and obedient servant,
Crimson_Soul


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The moral of these letters? I should Capitalize if I plan on being good ;)
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