"This girl is a Witch!" "Yeah, but she's our witch. *shotgun noise* So cut her the hell down."
-An idiot & Mal; Safe
"You don't fix faith River, it fixes you."
"Well if anyone gets nosy, shoot them."
"Shoot them sir?"
"You know, politely"
"Oh yeah, this is going to go great."
-Mal & Zoe; Serenity